There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don’t have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
JERRY SEINFELDThere are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don’t have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
More Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
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This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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When you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
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There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
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See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic.
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What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
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I was the best man at the wedding… If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
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I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
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Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on ‘How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.
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If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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I’ve been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It’s just something I’m very aware of.
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Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with.
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