The best revenge is living well.
JERRY SEINFELDThere are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don’t have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
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Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.
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I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.
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See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on ‘How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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I’ve been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It’s just something I’m very aware of.
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[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who’s … normal … I’m not curious, I’m not interested.
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I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
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If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
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I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.
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Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic.
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That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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When you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
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