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Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with.

Jerry Seinfeld

Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with.
JERRY SEINFELD

Bless Life Torture
Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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Compare Need Smart Wise
I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
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Anything Cut Idea Time Witty
The best revenge is living well.
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Bestt Live Revenge Well
Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.
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Amazing Broke Dog Funny Inspire
Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
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Flame Glowing Pain Popular Something
That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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Breakup Build Immunity Three Two
There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don’t have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
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People Skill Socially Two
[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who’s … normal … I’m not curious, I’m not interested.
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Engage Kind Normal People
This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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Creative Idea Pursuit Want
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you’ll hit it.
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Essay Everything Know Well
I was the best man at the wedding… If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
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Goal Life Marry Men New Wedding
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
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Funny Humorous Music
I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.
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Funny Marriage Voice Wife
When you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
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Child Children Maturity Old Year
See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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Important Know Reservation Reservations

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