black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world’s best mom, and so far I’ve done it.

Jenny McCarthy

All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Girl Mean School
The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Degrees Google University
I deserve to be happy and I think a lot of people stay in relationships for wrong reasons and instead of just looking at each other and just saying, ‘you know, it’s like sands of the hourglass, we learned our lessons, we can end in war or we can end in peace.’
JENNY MCCARTHY

Breakup Thinking War
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don’t know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Funny Mom Thinking
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Eggs Morning Travel
Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Dream Effort Giving
Without intervention today, the cost of care for adults with autism will be significantly greater and the burden will no longer lie with the parents, but on our entire society.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Lying Parent
It’s absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even go on vacation while someone else cares for the autistic child.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Kids Vacation
No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Sex Tape Upset
I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Botox Moving Thinking
So basically, I don’t know what I’m talking about. But maybe I do.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Cocky Knows Talking
It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Cute Fire Girl
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Casting People Stars
I’m so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, ‘To get boys, you need big boobs.’ I tell them, ‘Don’t get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren’t one of them.’ I want to get them half-size.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Boys Girl Thinking
Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Kids Recovery Running
I’m not a sex symbol.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Appeal Object Sex Symbols

When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world’s best mom, and so far I’ve done it.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world’s best mom, and so far I’ve done it.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Jenny McCarthy Quotes