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Jenny McCarthy

Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.
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Dream Effort Giving
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
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Doctors Moving Sorry
Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.
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Autism Epidemics Government
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
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Casting People Stars
Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.
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Autism Thinking Vaccine
People are also dying from vaccinations. Evan, my son, died in front of me for two minutes. You ask any mother in the autism community if we’ll take the flu, the measles, over autism and day of the week. I think they need to wake up and stop hurting our kids.
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Hurt Kids Mother
I don’t really go out much at all. But there are times when I’m like, ‘I gotta get out.’ Then we go to Vegas, and we’ll gamble.
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Country Gamble Much Out Time
When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world’s best mom, and so far I’ve done it.
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Girl Mom Thinking
The reason why [the medical community] is reluctant to talk about it is because there’s such a huge business in pharmaceuticals.
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Autism Community Reason Why
At one point, my house was a school for autistic children. I opened up my doors to about 30 kids and their families at the time. I was turning into Mary Poppins because I had to do something for these kids who have nowhere to go. So my house was the school for two years.
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Children Kids School
The idea that vaccines are a primary cause of autism is not as crackpot as some might wish. Autism’s 60-fold rise in 30 years matches a tripling of the US vaccine schedule.
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Ideas Vaccines Years
I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: ‘Life is supposed to be fun!’
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Fun Life Spiritual
A talk show is difficult because the formula is always the same: there’s a host and there’s guests. Really what you can change is only so much. So, I don’t have any pre-interviews, which forces real conversation.
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Guests Interviews Real
I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.
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Botox Moving Thinking
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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Dating Philosophy Women
I’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
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Anybody Date Person Worst
I’m so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, ‘To get boys, you need big boobs.’ I tell them, ‘Don’t get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren’t one of them.’ I want to get them half-size.
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Boys Girl Thinking
I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.
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Cheese Country Nachos Vices
Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.
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Birthday Sexy Thinking
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
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Eggs Morning Travel
Without intervention today, the cost of care for adults with autism will be significantly greater and the burden will no longer lie with the parents, but on our entire society.
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Autism Lying Parent
You totally value and respect your body as you get older.
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Body Respect Totally Values
I’m free of stress and worries now because if I don’t like something I’m doing, I just find the fun in it instead of being miserable. Let me have fun with the people I work with, let me have fun making money – when I grew up so poor, ya know?
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Fun Stress Worry
If you give us a safe vaccine, we’ll use it. It shouldn’t be polio versus autism.
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Autism Polio Vaccine Versus
I’m not as hard on myself anymore. I’m comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me until I was 34 years old! I still have things I’m really insecure about, but I’ve changed by loving me – C-section scars, stretch marks, and all.
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Insecure Scar Years
I’m not a sex symbol.
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Appeal Object Sex Symbols
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don’t know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
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Funny Mom Thinking

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