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Jenny McCarthy

Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Thinking Vaccine
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don’t know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Funny Mom Thinking
The one thing I like about ‘Playboy’ is they don’t have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn’t really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Looks Tone Want
I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn’t until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Pregnancy Son Watchers Weight
My tricks are, I get Botox in my forehead-I just have my doctor do a little shot there. if you overdo, it looks bad. I believe in just a little bit. It allows you to keep that mobility in your face. It’s a great little secret.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Believe Doctors Secret
Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Epidemics Government
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Eggs Morning Travel
I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Cheese Country Nachos Vices
It’s absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even go on vacation while someone else cares for the autistic child.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Kids Vacation
I’m not a sex symbol.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Appeal Object Sex Symbols
I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Comedian Comedy
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Doctors Moving Sorry
So basically, I don’t know what I’m talking about. But maybe I do.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Cocky Knows Talking
The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Degrees Google University
Kids will not listen to that. They’re going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Honest Kids Matter
Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn’t come from me. It should come from the medical establishment.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Delay Vaccines

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