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I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

Jenny McCarthy

If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we’d rather have the measles versus autism, we’d sign up for the measles.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Parent
Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I’d be fine.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Mom Mother
I’m not a sex symbol.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Appeal Object Sex Symbols
I didn’t have to work out before 35 but now I have to.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Five Out Thirty Work
Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Dream Effort Giving
My tricks are, I get Botox in my forehead-I just have my doctor do a little shot there. if you overdo, it looks bad. I believe in just a little bit. It allows you to keep that mobility in your face. It’s a great little secret.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Believe Doctors Secret
At one point, my house was a school for autistic children. I opened up my doors to about 30 kids and their families at the time. I was turning into Mary Poppins because I had to do something for these kids who have nowhere to go. So my house was the school for two years.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Kids School
Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn’t come from me. It should come from the medical establishment.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Delay Vaccines
Kids will not listen to that. They’re going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Honest Kids Matter
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don’t know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Funny Mom Thinking
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Eggs Morning Travel
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Dating Philosophy Women
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Doctors Moving Sorry
Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Epidemics Government
So basically, I don’t know what I’m talking about. But maybe I do.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Cocky Knows Talking
Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Thinking Vaccine

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

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I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

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