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I’m not as hard on myself anymore. I’m comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me until I was 34 years old! I still have things I’m really insecure about, but I’ve changed by loving me – C-section scars, stretch marks, and all.

Jenny McCarthy

I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night – I don’t mix protein and carbs.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Carbs Lunch Night
Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Fun Humor School
The one thing I like about ‘Playboy’ is they don’t have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn’t really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.
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Looks Tone Want
I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.
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Comedian Comedy
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
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Casting People Stars
All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.
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Girl Mean School
No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
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Sex Tape Upset
It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire.
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Cute Fire Girl
I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: ‘Life is supposed to be fun!’
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Fun Life Spiritual
So basically, I don’t know what I’m talking about. But maybe I do.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Cocky Knows Talking
I’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
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Anybody Date Person Worst
Kids will not listen to that. They’re going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.
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Honest Kids Matter
I deserve to be happy and I think a lot of people stay in relationships for wrong reasons and instead of just looking at each other and just saying, ‘you know, it’s like sands of the hourglass, we learned our lessons, we can end in war or we can end in peace.’
JENNY MCCARTHY

Breakup Thinking War
When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world’s best mom, and so far I’ve done it.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Girl Mom Thinking
Obviously, I’m not a trained actress, and right now I’ll come out and say I’m glad I’m not.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Actresses Glad Right Now
Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Kids Recovery Running

I’m not as hard on myself anymore. I’m comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me until I was 34 years old! I still have things I’m really insecure about, but I’ve changed by loving me – C-section scars, stretch marks, and all.

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I’m not as hard on myself anymore. I’m comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me until I was 34 years old! I still have things I’m really insecure about, but I’ve changed by loving me – C-section scars, stretch marks, and all.

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