Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
JAMES THURBERA pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
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Let the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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