Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
JAMES THURBERA pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
More James Thurber Quotes
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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Looks can be deceiving; it’s eating that’s believing.
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