If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
JAMES THURBERComedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
More James Thurber Quotes
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
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Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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I don’t believe the writer should know too much where he’s going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprintold man propaganda.
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