Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
JAMES THURBERSixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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Let the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
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The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing’s fun. You’re getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.
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