Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
JAMES THURBERSixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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I don’t believe the writer should know too much where he’s going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprintold man propaganda.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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