I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
JAMES THURBERThere are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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Looks can be deceiving; it’s eating that’s believing.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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