Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
JAMES THURBERTwo is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
More James Thurber Quotes
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
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Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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