Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
JAMES THURBERSixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
JAMES THURBERThe nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
JAMES THURBERI always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
JAMES THURBERHumor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
JAMES THURBERI can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
JAMES THURBERAmericans want to go to heaven without dying.
JAMES THURBERHumourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
JAMES THURBERSo much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
JAMES THURBERArt – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
JAMES THURBERThings have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
JAMES THURBERI was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
JAMES THURBERReason is 6/7 of treason.
JAMES THURBERThe most dangerous food is wedding cake.
JAMES THURBERThe things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
JAMES THURBERLet the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
JAMES THURBERBoys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
JAMES THURBER