I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
JAMES THURBERThe past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
More James Thurber Quotes
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A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
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Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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