One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
JAMES THURBERLet the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
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A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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