Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
JAMES THURBERLet the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
More James Thurber Quotes
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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Looks can be deceiving; it’s eating that’s believing.
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When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.
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