Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
JAMES THURBERSo much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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