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There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.
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Advice Follow Human Nature
I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
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Age Decide Hit Public Women
Early on, if I was alone two-three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.
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Alone Night Poem Suicide Writing
I don’t think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.
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Importance Leisure Live People Play Understand
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
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Amount Celebrity Meet People Person
I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.
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Care Criticism
My motto is more good times.
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Goodness Motto One Liner Time
It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.
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Imagination People Play Stretch Trouble
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
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Actor Approach Bomb Celebrity Defuse Fear People Time
Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
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Fools Happiness Love
Acting is everybody’s favorite second job.
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Acting Favorite Job
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
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Funny Girlfriend Lie Life People Police Sarcastic
Played tennis for years. But you can’t improve at tennis after you’re 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you’re a doubles player.
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Improvement Player Tennis
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
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Alcohol Beer Drink World
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
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Ability Security Sign Thinking
Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
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Actor Movie

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