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There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
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Ability Security Sign Thinking
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
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Fat Funny Sunglass
I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.
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Care Criticism
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.
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Against Fast Money Race Run Time
The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
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Believe Dead Knowledge Learn
My motto is more good times.
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Goodness Motto One Liner Time
It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.
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Imagination People Play Stretch Trouble
Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
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Fools Happiness Love
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.
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Fight Girlfriend Love
I don’t think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.
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Importance Leisure Live People Play Understand
Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
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Actor Movie
Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
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Acting Wardrobe
I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
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Age Decide Hit Public Women
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
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Funny Girlfriend Lie Life People Police Sarcastic
Well, I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I haven’t been a rogue most of my life.
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Life Pretend Rogue
Played tennis for years. But you can’t improve at tennis after you’re 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you’re a doubles player.
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Improvement Player Tennis

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