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There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fight Girlfriend Love
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.
JACK NICHOLSON

Irresistible Life Sad Women
Early on, if I was alone two-three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alone Night Poem Suicide Writing
The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
JACK NICHOLSON

Believe Dead Knowledge Learn
I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Decide Hit Public Women
I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.
JACK NICHOLSON

Care Criticism
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
JACK NICHOLSON

Chance Honest Men See Women
Well, I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I haven’t been a rogue most of my life.
JACK NICHOLSON

Life Pretend Rogue
Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
JACK NICHOLSON

Acting Wardrobe
It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.
JACK NICHOLSON

Imagination People Play Stretch Trouble
Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.
JACK NICHOLSON

Advice Follow Human Nature
A lot of people can’t remember things because they weren’t actually there to begin with – they don’t take it all in.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actually People Remember
Played tennis for years. But you can’t improve at tennis after you’re 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you’re a doubles player.
JACK NICHOLSON

Improvement Player Tennis
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.
JACK NICHOLSON

Against Fast Money Race Run Time
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fat Funny Sunglass
Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fools Happiness Love

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