I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
J. D. SALINGERWho in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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