All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. SALINGERMothers are all slightly insane.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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People never notice anything.
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