Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
J. D. SALINGERPoets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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