Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J. D. SALINGERPeople never notice anything.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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