People always clap for the wrong reasons.
J. D. SALINGERAll morons hate it when you call them a moron.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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