Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
J. D. SALINGERAll morons hate it when you call them a moron.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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