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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

J. D. Salinger

That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
J. D. SALINGER

Peace Place Yourself
I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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Listen Music Myself Reading
People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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People Reason Wrong
I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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Myself Word Writing
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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Laugh Marriage Yourself
Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
J. D. SALINGER

Mindset True
Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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Hate Myself Phone Time Word
Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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Animal One Liner Winter
The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
J. D. SALINGER

Choice Difference Happiness Himself Joy
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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Girl Herself Time
Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
J. D. SALINGER

One Liner Philosophy
Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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Job Laugh Listen
People never notice anything.
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One Liner People
Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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Attitude Right
I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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Act Hate Myself People Thinking
We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

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