And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
J. D. SALINGERPeople are always ruining things for you.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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People never notice anything.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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People are always ruining things for you.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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