Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J. D. SALINGERListen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J. D. SALINGERDid you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
J. D. SALINGERThe true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
J. D. SALINGERSentimentality is loving something more than God does.
J. D. SALINGERPeople always clap for the wrong reasons.
J. D. SALINGERNobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
J. D. SALINGERWe are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
J. D. SALINGERI just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
J. D. SALINGERI’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
J. D. SALINGERAn artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
J. D. SALINGERI don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
J. D. SALINGERI am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. SALINGERI’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
J. D. SALINGERThe fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
J. D. SALINGERIf a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
J. D. SALINGERI have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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