I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
J. D. SALINGERThere are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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