I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
J. D. SALINGERI have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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