Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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