Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
J. D. SALINGERSleep tight, ya morons!
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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