If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
J. D. SALINGERSleep tight, ya morons!
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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