I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
J. D. SALINGERShe wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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People never notice anything.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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