You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
J. D. SALINGERThe worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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