I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
J. D. SALINGERThe worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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