Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
J. D. SALINGERDon’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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