I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. SALINGERDon’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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