Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
J. D. SALINGERKnow your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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