You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
J. D. SALINGERDon’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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