I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
J. D. SALINGERDon’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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