It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
J. D. SALINGERMost stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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