Sleep tight, ya morons!
J. D. SALINGERMake sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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