Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
J. D. SALINGERMake sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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