We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
J. D. SALINGERI have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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