I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. SALINGERIt was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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