There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
J. D. SALINGERIt was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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People never notice anything.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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