I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
J. D. SALINGERAlways, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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