I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
J. D. SALINGERSentimentality is loving something more than God does.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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