No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
H. L. MENCKENWhen fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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