After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
H. L. MENCKENWhen fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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Change is not progress.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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