Gradually, I developed opinions about food, and my French friends taught me that you have to complain in a restaurant.
GILES CORENGradually, I developed opinions about food, and my French friends taught me that you have to complain in a restaurant.
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Have you ever been to the countryside? It’s so small. And there’s nothing to do.
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I’m not a mad, crazy foodie. But I have strong opinions and I know a lot about food.
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When I write I inhabit a personality that is and is not me.
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In the beginning, we huddled in cities for our own protection.
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I would go swaggering into restaurants in some ridiculous tramp disguise, challenging them to mistreat me, order the things I was least likely to enjoy, then hurl my plate aside in a fury and demand to see the manager.
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The way I write possibly shouldn’t be turned on serious things.
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My sister’s also very, very competitive but she is more concerned than I am with being liked. So she hides it away. I try to make my competitiveness part of my charm.
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But still I can never shake the feeling that buses are somehow beneath me. Which is why I have a rule regarding their use: I never, ever run for one. And nor should you.
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There is nothing wrong with getting a bus. Nothing in any way demeaning about boarding a huge smelly communal vehicle that will rumble noisily and very slowly in the vague direction of the place you need to get to and then dump you half a mile away in the freezing wind and rain.
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As a broadly left-wing, environmentally aware urban believer in anthropogenic global warming, I am all for a total ban on motor vehicles.
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When I was 16 my dad taught me to drive too. Furiously. Unable to understand why I couldn’t already do it – for driving, to him, was innate in the human. It was what separated us from the apes. And from the French, who weren’t much good at it either.
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It was fine for my Polish Ashkenazi forebears to live on dumplings and potatoes, because they laboured in the fields. But that diet is unsuitable for an urban lifestyle.
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Being a success in the world, having total control of one’s life, is about being able to take or leave things.
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I used to be so angry. I think back to my early days as a critic in the late 1990s, and I blush.
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I have quite good general knowledge and I had a very drilled education from an early age. I do know more than most people.
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