“My son looks more like George Harrison than I do.”

It is an outrage that people can take other people’s lives when they obviously haven’t got their own lives in order.

It is better to be an outspoken atheist than a hypocrite.

God is actually inside. He lives in our hearts.

If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street; if you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat; if you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat; if you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.

Everyone should have themselves regularly overwhelmed by Nature.

Give me love, give me peace on earth, give me light, give me life.

We are not these bodies, just souls having a bodily experience.

Everybody is worried about dying, but the cause of death is birth, so if you don’t want to die, you don’t get born!

Sometimes I feel like I’m actually on the wrong planet. It’s great when I’m in my garden, but the minute I go out the gate I think, ‘What the hell am I doing here?

With our love, we could save the world.

It’s all in the mind.

Why live in the darkness all your life? Why, if you are unhappy, if you are having a miserable time, why not just look at it? Why are you in the darkness? Look for the light. The light is within.

As long as you hate, there will be people to hate.

Heaven and hell is right now. You make it heaven or you make it hell by your actions.

The biggest break in my career was getting into the Beatles in 1962. The second biggest break since then is getting out of them.

And the time will come when you see, we’re all one, and life flows on within you and without you.

No human being is illegal. That is a contradiction in terms. Human beings can be beautiful or more beautiful, they can be fat or skinny, they can be right or wrong, but illegal? How can a human being be illegal?

To test if you are worrying too much about looking good, observe how you feel when you find out you’ve made a mistake or don’t know something.

He’s just as fucked up as the rest of us. Some of us just wear our creep on our sleeves.

You and I are shades of beauty from the same sky.

There’s something about breaking up with someone – you just look hotter than you ever did before.

I’ve run the marathon several times, so I definitely don’t look like the Great Ancestor!

A mouse trying hard to come off as a lion.

Being a true bad ass has no weight or gender requirement – just 100% commitment to greatness.