My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIf you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great.
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My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution.
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I do not know what I think until I write it.
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation.
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
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