I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWAfter all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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You see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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Independence? That’s middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
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There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
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Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.
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Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.
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