My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWAfter all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
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You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something.
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The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
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When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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