I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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I do not know what I think until I write it.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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Independence? That’s middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
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Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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The liar’s punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution.
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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.
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