If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWNo man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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I do not know what I think until I write it.
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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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Independence? That’s middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you’ll find you’ve done it.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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There is always danger for those who are afraid.
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