There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThere is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWFirst love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhisky is liquid sunshine.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIndependence? That’s middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWA life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWHe knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWNever wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWBetter keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWI often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIf you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you’ll find you’ve done it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWBoth optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIf you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW