The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWChoose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWI choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWSilence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWBoth optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhat you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIf you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWYou see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWYou don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWI knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWTo be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWDo not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW