My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWSuccess does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something.
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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