Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWTo be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Independence? That’s middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
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Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great.
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Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.
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The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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In heaven an angel is no one in particular.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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