Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
EVELYN WAUGHO God, make me good, but not yet.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.
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