You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
EVELYN WAUGHOne forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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