Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
EVELYN WAUGHOne forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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