Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
EVELYN WAUGHManners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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